so let’s talk about this breast implant thing because i’m not 100% sold on the fact that my boo got her boobies enlarged. maybe she did, maybe she didn’t. i wasn’t there. HOWEVER, looking at only this (exhibit a) as all media sites are, i’d probably be like, yeah, those are some silicone jubblies and you should probably get a refund. but let’s stop for a moment and look at this (exhibit b). i’m not a scientist by any means, but i do know that according to gravity, what goes up must come down, as this fine pair of tetas did. other photos show that she was mid-jog, and any female who has EVER taken a run knows that you need some kind of support, or your tit bounce is gonna be ridiculous like in exhibit a.
also, it is recommended that you wait two weeks after breast enlargement before you travel across the country by plane. and she’s been out and about during a good chunk of that time. now, tumblr, selena’s boobs have always been a mystery. sometimes they look like legitimate bazoombas and other times, she’s a certified member of the itty bitty titty committee. had she gone under the knife, anyone who stans for her would have known a lot sooner than 7/9/14.